An invisible Palestinian spots a President in a fog of make-believe

For more historic pictures and information on Palestinian agriculture long before the creation of Israel, see Tell Me Again, Who Made The Desert Bloom?

In the early 1900s, Tiberias in northern Palestine — nothing but swamps, according to Shimon Peres

What It Is Like Being Invisible 

By Faysal Mikdadi, first posted JfJfP/also in London Progressive Journal
May 13, 2013

“Someone must have traduced Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning”.

So starts one of the iconic novels of the Twentieth Century. Kafka wonderfully captures the mood of his time in a nightmare narrative.

Israeli President and Nobel Peace Prize winner Shimon Peres is equally brilliant at creating fiction that captures the mood of the last sixty five years. In a recent interview, talking about Israel’s sixty fifth birthday, he had this to say:

“I remember how it all began. The whole state of Israel is a millimeter of the whole Middle East. A statistical error, barren and disappointing land, swamps in the north, desert in the south, two lakes, one dead and an overrated river. No natural resource apart from malaria. There was nothing here. And we now have the best agriculture in the world? This is a miracle: a land built by people” (Maariv, 14 April 2013).

I, celebrating my sixty fifth birthday too, was very surprised to find out that, along with some twelve million Palestinians, I never existed.

I am delighted to hear that Palestine was “a land without a people given to a people without a land”.

I am delighted because all that went wrong in my life can now be erased magically because every single Palestinian person who I have ever known was, presumably, a figment of my imagination. What I did not know was that I, too, being Palestinian, never existed.

It is wonderful to be invisible. When my wife married me, she married an image. When my children were born, they bonded with a character out of fiction. My ghastly and nightmarish education in Beirut is suddenly pleasant for I never was there to be so miserable.

That time in my teenage years when I ranted and raved at my poor father for never seeing my point of view, I must have been imagining it since he never existed.

In 1967, when I cried over the death of Palestinian friends, I shed meaningless tears because these friends, according to your Mr. President, never existed – unless they were part of the only life in Palestine: Malaria protozoan parasites.

There was nothing here. And we now have the best agriculture in the world

So many – many faces that scroll before me as I look back at sixty five years were a great invention of my non existent Palestinian creative mind. My first Palestinian girlfriend was a beautiful phantom capable of great love.

View from Jaffa’s orange groves, 1898-1914; amazing what grew in the barren desert. Matson Collection.

All those children’s stories I heard as a child must have taken place in Chicago or Argentina since Nablus, Tulkarem, Jerusalem, Haifa, Yafa, Bethlehem, Nazareth, Netanyeh and many other places were pure fictions inhabited by no people, apart, of course, from a few Malaria carriers passing through – not Palestinian but protozoan – sounds vaguely the same.

I remember reading Palestinian poetry – or am I imagining these mellifluous lines that never existed?

Of course, my questions are non sensical and a waste of time, since, having come from an empty country, I am clearly not even here writing this piece.

Bethlehem in the 1930s – or was it just a desert mirage

It took a Jew of German culture living in a Czech city to write the nightmare novel of the last Century.

It took a Jew of Polish birth – born in Wolozyn in Poland (now Valozhyn in Belarus) living in Palestine to tell us that he remembers arriving in an empty land and turning it into paradise through sheer hard work! Wonderful story! Even Shimon Peres did not really exist when he was born because the Polish baby was Shimon Perski.

No wonder Jewish Settlements can continue to be built on Palestinian lands. What’s the harm? There is no one there apart from a few stones, some wild plants and manufactured memories.

And, Mr. President, it takes a non existent Palestinian writer educated in a city that your army almost obliterated and now living in a British town to show up your fabricated excuses for taking Palestinian lands from non existent Palestinians.

And your Government tells us, Mr. President, that you want to make peace with us Palestinians. How can you? We don’t exist… You even said that you would be willing to swap land for peace. Which bit? The swamp? The dead lake? The Malaria infested area? The desert?

Let us have an invisible conversation about peace. I am willing to live with you. Together we can turn that Palestinian Malaria ridden swamp into the Biblical paradise that it never was.

Happy birthday Mr. President.

He might like to spend it at this splendid 17th century hammam in Nablus. Photo by Alamy.